Valentine's Day AKA International Depression Day

Darn if I cant escape this holiday that mocks me each and every year. It's bad enough im alone. But this year, im on a Military training base that has hundreds of young beautiful females, all of which are all OFF LIMITS to me. Thanks to my Commanding Officers, now I have another level of depression to deal with. Sometimes, in this situation I hookers had access to the base. Lord knows I have use of one now.

Anyway, to you folks lucky enough to have someone. Happy Valentine's Day.