Woo hoo!! The Return of DM Earth Mother is upon you. Tremble mortals!!

I finally got word back from the development team of The Land of Nordock. I have been invited back into the project!!! Once again, the mortals shall worship the Earth Mother and all her splendor as she raises new ground from the sea to make room and bounty for the masses!!

This is great news. I can finally use my degree for something!! That $45,000 sheet of paper won't be wasted after all!

I have so many old school dungeon ideas in my head its ridiculous. The players will flee for their lives before me. Its like a multiplayer version of dungeon keeper. My monsters will love me and pay me with the bones of Player Characters the likes of which no other DM has ever seen!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ^:^