The joys of home repair

***Haiku of the moment***
As I scrape on walls
Long lost art falls to the floor
I cough up a lung.
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Isn't home repair grand? Slaving away painting and scraping and nailing for hours and hours just to repair what mother nature is eventually going to knock down again anyway? I'm giving up on having a place of my own in a zone that is prone to natural disaster. Ill go somewhere safe, like Beruit.

At least anything that happends there is usually man-made. Mother Nature leaves you alone and in peace. Since i'm dark, I dont have to worry about getting sunburned anyway! Bonus!

After the four tornado storm in Oklahoma, the Hurricanes in Florida, running from the aggressing OpFor in Montana, and my normal family life, im ready for Beruit. That will be child's play. I'll have to live in a bunker, but at least i won't be rebuilding any drywall.